this is heartbreaking
this is heartbreaking
collections that are raw as fuck ➝ elie saab f/w 2014-15
trust fall prank
“I’M FALLING TRUST ME”
I think this is my favourite video on Tumblr.
“I got you”
YES YOU DO
MY FAVORITE VIDEO ON THE INTERNET
that gif I can’t anymore someone help me please god
If anyone ever asks me to define love, I’m just going to show them this.
i started a new game in skyrim and i think our horse took a wrong turn somewhere.
Fun Story: My director kept telling me and my tenor sax buddy to play softer. No matter what we did, it wasn’t soft enough for him. So getting frustrated, I told my buddy “Dont play this time. Just fake it”
Our Band Director then informed us we sounded perfect.
To my readers: “p” means quiet, “pp” means really quiet. I’ve never seen “pppp” before haha.
On the contrast, “f” means loud, and “ffff” probably means so loud you go unconscious.
I had ffff in a piece once and my conductor told me to play as loudly as physically possible without falling off my chair…
Me and my trombone buddies had “ffff” and he sat next to me and played so hard that he fell out of his chair.
The lengths we go for music.
Okay yeah so I play the bass clarinet and the amount of air you have to move and the stiffness of the reed means it only has two settings and that is loud and louder, with an optional LOUDEST that includes a 50% probability of HORRIBLE CROAKING NOISE which is the bass equivalent of the ubiquitous clarinet shriek.
One day, when I was in concert band in high school, we got a new piece handed out for the first time, and there was a strange little commotion back in the tuba section — whispering, and pointing at something in the music, and swatting at each other’s hands all shhh don’t call attention to it. And although they did attract the attention of basically everyone else in the band, they managed to avoid being noticed by the band director, who gave us a few minutes to look over our parts and then said, “All right, let’s run through it up to section A.”
And here we are, cheerfully playing along, sounding reasonably competent — but everyone, when they have the attention to spare, is keeping an eye on the tuba players. They don’t come in for the first eight measures or so, and then when they do come in, what we see is:
[reeeeeeally deep breath]
[COLOSSAL FOGHORN NOISE]
The entire band stops dead, in the cacophonous kind of way that a band stops when it hasn’t actually been cued to stop. The band director doesn’t even say anything, just looks straight back at the tubas and makes a helpless sort of why gesture.
In unison, the tuba players defend themselves: “THERE WERE FOUR F’S.”
FFFF is not really a rational dynamic marking for any instrument, but for the love of all that is holy why would you put it in a tuba part.
This is the best band post
Everyone else go home
Oh man, so I play trombone, and we got this piece called Florentiner Marsch by Julius Fucik, and we saw this
which is 8 fortes. We were shocked until,
that is 24 fortes who the fuck does that
Who does that?
This guy. Take a good look - that is the moustache of a man with nothing to lose.
More like Julius Fuckit
This tree makes の sense.
Are you fucking kidding me.
Okay, can we talk about this just for a second? Because I. Loved. This.
Hear me out: When some people think of Dean Winchester they think of just a shallow womanizer. However, in the past, Dean has shown that he tends to be attracted to minorities more than the conventional prettiness of a white, blonde, thin, pouty lipped busty woman. The fact that he is flirting with this girl who is not “attractive” by NORMAL SOCIETY STANDARDS makes me really love Dean all that much more. I mean, how many of us were watching this and thought, Dean’s gonna flirt with that girl! I wasn’t. I thought he wasn’t going to give her a second glance. I mean look at her in all her punky glory — studs and a collar and not perfect hair and crazy eyeliner and dark lipstick — I mean, she’s probably a sassy bitch who takes no shit from anyone and Dean is flirting with her. It makes me want to fly in to the sun screaming “DEAN WINCHESTER IS NOT A SHALLOW DOUCHE WHO ONLY LIKES STRIPPERS WITH BIG TITS!”
I don’t know why this moved me so much. Maybe it’s because so much of the fandom is convinced the Dean is only interested in girls, and only interested in conventionally pretty girls at that. Neither of which is true.
Reason #553908432 why I love Dean fucking Winchester.
jesus christ tag your porn